Course we're not too full of ourselves! But Oi gotta admit this was a lotta fun!
Welcome to the Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer Appreciation and Laudation Centre
Laudation means praisin' boi the waiy!
Does it?
Oi dunno. It does naow!
Cool.
OK, tha's 'nough Mungo. Naow let's get on with appreciatin' ourselves!
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are, as everyone knows, the two coolest cats there are. They have an expensive reputation-
erm, we do?
Wha'? Oh... stupid typewrita!
Teaza... you're writin' on a computa.
Oi am? OK, stupid computa.
Whoi don' you let me 'ave a go?
Cos you'll make a mess of it, tha's whoi!
Oh, really? Gimme that!
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer, are, as everyone knows the two coolest cats, there are. They have
'Scuse me? Only Oi jus' wrote that.
No you didn't!
Yeah Oi did. Only Oi put the right commas in!
Well you do it you're so cleva!
Thanks, Oi will!
....what did Oi jus' saiy?
Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer are, as everyone knows, the two coolest cats there are. They have an extensive reputation all over London, although their official residence is in Victoria Grove. Now, if one was to pick the one coolest cat out of those two, they would be forced to-
'Ang on! Oi can see where this is goin'! Oi'll jus' take tha' keyboard if ya don' moind!
-choose Mungojerrie
'Ey!!!
they would be forced to choose Rumpelteazer, as she does not participate in childish games of taking one's keyboard away from one as one was writing one's shrine on one's website one has recently aqquired.
Ok... Oi'm totally not followin' tha'...
Nevva moind... 'Ere, 'ow bout Oi jus' type some of our song up, OK?
*huh* Whatevva, cos naow you've offended me.
Sure.
When the family assembles for Sunday dinner
Their minds made up that they won't get thinner
On Argentine joint, Potatoes and greens
Then the cook will appear from behind the scenes
And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow
"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow
For the joint has gone from the oven like that!"
Then the family will say, "It's that horrible cat!"It was Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer!"
And most of the time they leave it at thatMungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way
Of working together
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it wasis it "whether" or "weather" Mungo?
*huh* Not talkin' to you.
Oh well. um...
w-e-a-t-h-e-r
Oh yer typin' all slow, lemme 'ave a go!
We go through the house like a
um... Teaz? 'Ow d'ya spell 'urricaine?
*huh* Not talkin to you!!! *hee hee hee*
Um... h-u-r-a-c-a-y-n
And no soaba person could take his oaf*hee hee hee*
'Ey, wha's your problem?
Nothin', go on... this is startin' t'get interesting...
Was it Mungojerrie? Or Rumpelteazer?
Or could you have sawn that it might have been bothe?And when you hear a dining room smash
Or up from the pantree there comes a loud crash
Or down from the liberarary came a loud ping
From a vase which was commonly said to be MingThen the family will say: "Now which was witch cat?
(It was Mungojerrie, boi the waiy!)
Ahem! AND Rumpelteaza!
And there's nothing at all to be done about that!
Y'know somethin'? This didn't turn ou' much loike a shrine a' all!
Um, nah, it didn' did it?
Tha's wot Oi jus' said.
Wotevva. Anywaiy, anyone readin' this would think we're jus' kittenish an' figh' the 'ole toime, wouldn' they?
Hmm... yeah, they probably would. But Oi don' see wha's so wrong wit- OW! Oi mean, tha's not true a' all, nothin' could be further from the truth!!
Yer mad.
Oi know.
S'fun, ain't it?
Yup.
Tho' ac'shly, we should prob'ly do some praisin' of ourselves while we're 'ere, ya think?
Yeah, 'K.
Righ' OK everyone! Ya see tha' picture up there? Tha's Teaza and she's really cool! An' Oi think she looks real cute there, don' you?
Ya flatter me, Mungo. Naow Oi've gotta go an' saiy somethin' noice 'bout you...
Ah, c'mon, s'not tha' 'ard is it??
OK, tha' there's Mungo an' 'e's got 'is booty sack with 'im. 'E's really good at nickin' stuff, is Mungo, even betta than me, an' tha's saiyin' somethin'!
Thanks! My turn...
There ya go. Tha's Teaza again an'.... well, 'Eaviside only knows wha' she's s'pposed t'be doin' there...
'Ey!!! OK, you asked for it Mungojerrie!! Oi'm gonna get a really embarressin' piccy of you naow!!
Oh no...
Well, there is, um... showin' off 'is new shirt by the look of it, which is really odd in a way, cos cats don' generally wear clothes... Then again, it's perfectly typical in tha' 'e always shows off, jus' the 'ole time...
*huh* says she as she's writin' a shrine 'bout 'erself...
S'bout you too! An' you are a show off.
So're you.
So're you.
So're you.
Erm, rememba wot you said earlier 'bout 'ow people might be gettin' completely the wrong impression an' possibly even thinkin' we were being kittenish???
Oh yeah... well you'd 'ave t'be pretty dumb to think that!
Yeah, really stuuupid. We're ac'shlly really mature in case you 'adn't noticed!
Yeah. Mature, tha's us. Tha's another good thing 'bout us.
There's a lotta good thing's 'bout us, ain't there?
Yeah. We're really cool.
We got the gift of the gab!
An' a wonderful waiy of workin' togetha!
An' we never fight 'mongst ourelves, do we?
Nope. Nevva.
