And again — Actually this is for me. I need to have word on split screen when I'm doing this. I gotta horrible memory. ^-^

Tantolina — Tantomile

Old Tom - Admetus

Old Queen — Victoria

Fairy — Cassandra

Father Toad — Alonzo

Fish — Skimbleshanks, Jennyanydots, Jellylorum, Plato

Beetle — Rum Tum Tugger

Beetle's Friends — Quaxo, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus,

Mrs Field Mouse — Munkustrap

Mr Mole — Mungojerrie

Swallow - Jemima

Fairy/Flower King — Coricopat

Fairies — Etcetera, Electra, Demeter, Rumpleteazer

Narrator — Bombalurina

Props, Behind the scenes etc — Asparagus

~TANTOLINA~ PART THREE

All the cats come trudging back inside muttering curses. They notice Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer practicing some sort of dance routine.

CT — What are you two doing? Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie stop prancing and stare at them.

Jerrie — We woz prac'ising. Tha's wot we wz doin. Go' a problem wif tha'?

CT — No, not at all. It's good to see you are well, alive, Mungojerrie. Glaring at a heavily blushing Rumpleteazer.

Tugger — Awww, love is a pain. He batts his eyes

CT — Asparagus?

Asparagus — Yeah?

CT — Have you got a straight jacket at all in there? Pointing to the costume room.

Asparagus — Lemme have a look. Rustling is heard then CRASH then OWWWWWWWW he reappears carrying a straight jacket. I also got a gag. He smiles evilly as he helps CT restrain Tugger and gag him.

CT — Back to the great story of Tantolina!

Bombi — Oh great. Where were we. Oh yeah. The old mole was taking the Mouse and the green gal down to his home.

Tant — Would you give it a rest about me being green! It aint my fault anyway. Tumble dropped a bucket of green dye on my fur.

Bombi — Anyway, when the group came to the dead bird, the mole accidentally pushed his nose through the roof of the tunnel and sunlight streamed in showing the bird. She was a swallow.

Tant — Poor bird.

Jemima — Mummy? Do I have to be a dead bird!!??!!

Jenny — Fraid so dear. You saw what CT did to Tugger. Jemima shuts up immediately.

Tant — She must have died from the cold.

Jerrie — Useless animoowls bir's. Specially this one cause I seem ta be loosin a lo' of my 'oney recen'ly….

Bombi — The mole pushed the bird roughly aside.

Tant — Perhaps you are one of the birds who sang so beautifully for me during the summer. Reading the next part of the script. Woaah! Hold it! I am NOT kissing Jemima! Not even on the head. D'you know what will happen to our reputations if this gets out to other tribes?

CT — Fine! Skip that part to! Sighs and uts head in hands.

Bombi — After the mole showed them his house and gave them tea he led them home again. That night Tantolina couldn't sleep.

Tant — I can't sleep.

Tugger — You don't say…

CT — GAG HIM!!!!

Bombi — Tantolina kept on thinking about the poor swallow in the tunnel. She crept from her bed and wove a blanket out of hay. She took in into the tunnel and laid it gently over the swallow.

Tant — You poor thing. Laying her head on Jemima's er chest. Oh holy socks!

Etcetera and Electra — Holy Socks?

Tant — Oh leave it out. I'm older than you anyway!

Bombi — As she laid her head down she realised that the swallow was still breathing. But he was very weak.

Tant — I'll look after you until you are better.

Bombi — When spring came the swallow was well enough to fly away.

Jemima — Come with me? I can take you to warm beautiful places.

Tant — I can't. Mrs Field Mouse has been very kind to me so I cannot just leave her.

Jemima — Very well fair euuuuuwwwwwww I'm not saying that! Bye Tantomile.

Tant — Whispered Er Jemi that's Tantolina…

Jemi — Oh yeah… woops.

Bombi — Thumbelina worked very hard for the field mouse but was seldom allowed out to see the sunshine.

Munk — Sniggering is once again heard as Munkustrap walks onstage. He trips over as he is wearing high heels now. Why am I always the bloody cross dresser….. puts on a high pitched squeaky voice I have good news for you dear Tantolina. The mole has asked for your hand in marriage. We must work to get your wedding clothes ready!

Tant — But I don't wanna marry Mungojerrie!

Asparagus — Erm that line is: I don't wish to marry the mole.

Tant — Yeah, but I can't say that cause he isn't a mole… plus another thing. CT why does everyone want to marry me!!!!!!!!! I'm getting sick of this rubbish!

CT — Aww c'mon Tant you only got a little further to go.

Tant — Alright

Asparagus — Your line Munku

Munk — Don't be silly. You have to marry the mole. He is handsome and….

Teazer — Oi'll say! Giggles are heard from the kittens watching and Jerrie, in the wings turns red.

Munk — As I was saying glaring at Teazer he is handsome and rich and will make an excellent husband. You will marry him or I will what? Or I will bite you! This is bull…….

CT — Little kids Munkustrap don't swear!

Bombi — The filed mouse. Woops sorry the field mouse made her wedding gown for her. As the day drew near Tantolina knew that she couldn’t spend the rest of her life underground. The day before the wedding she begged the field mouse to let her outside.

Tant — Please Mrs Mouse let me go outside.

Munk — Alright out you go.

Tant — Outside I'm going to run away.

Pouncival — No duh…..

Tant — Shut up!

Bombi — She called the beautiful swallow she had saved.

Tant — Jemmi! You're on!

Jemmi — Oh right.

Tant — Will you please fly me away from here?

Jemmi — Sure! Hop on my back.

Bombi — The mouse and the mole saw what was about to happen and ran outside.

Munk — Puts no effort in at all. Wait. Your wedding is tomorrow Trips over his dress as he is running and rips it.

Jerrie — Also puts no effort in at all. Year. Tommora. Wait. Wait.

Bombi — So Tantolina flew into the sky with the swallow.

Jemmi — This is where I leave you Tantolina.

Tant — Ok that's great but where the hell am I?

Jemmi — You're in fairyland.

Tant — Oh pulease! That is the lamest one I've ever heard. A script falls at her feet. She opens it and reads it. Highlighted in pink are her lines. Oh ok. Oh goodie! Fairyland!

Bombi — At that moment a little fairytom came up to her.

Cori — Hello. I'm the fairy prince. Will you marry me?

Tant — Oh of course I'll marry you. CT this is absolute BBEEEEEEEEEP.

Asparagus — All people on stage for the wedding scene!

Grumbling is heard as all the cats assemble on stage.

All the fairies appear with presents for her.

Fairies — These are gifts for out new fairy queen.

Jenny and Jelly — Awwwwwwwww aren't they cute!!!!

Bombi — The best gift Tantolina had was a tiny pair of wings. Now she could fly from flower to flower happily.

Tant — EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I AM NOT KISSING CORI!!!!

Cori — Oh ok then….

Bombi — And they all lived kissless ever after.

CT — There! That wasn't so hard now was it?

All the cats advance on the doomed fanfic writer claws out ready to kill.

CT — Or not………

She runs out of the hall with angry cats following her.

Teazer — Well, I though' I' woz a very noice story…

Jerrie — Yea, I though' I' woz to.

 

…THE END