And again Actually this is for me. I need to have word on split screen when I'm doing this. I gotta horrible memory. ^-^
Tantolina Tantomile
Old Tom - Admetus
Old Queen Victoria
Fairy Cassandra
Father Toad Alonzo
Fish Skimbleshanks, Jennyanydots, Jellylorum, Plato
Beetle Rum Tum Tugger
Beetle's Friends Quaxo, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus,
Mrs Field Mouse Munkustrap
Mr Mole Mungojerrie
Swallow - Jemima
Fairy/Flower King Coricopat
Fairies Etcetera, Electra, Demeter, Rumpleteazer
Narrator Bombalurina
Props, Behind the scenes etc Asparagus
~TANTOLINA~ PART THREE
All the cats come trudging back inside muttering curses. They notice Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer practicing some sort of dance routine.
CT What are you two doing? Rumpleteazer and Mungojerrie stop prancing and stare at them.
Jerrie We woz prac'ising. Tha's wot we wz doin. Go' a problem wif tha'?
CT No, not at all. It's good to see you are well, alive, Mungojerrie. Glaring at a heavily blushing Rumpleteazer.
Tugger Awww, love is a pain. He batts his eyes
CT Asparagus?
Asparagus Yeah?
CT Have you got a straight jacket at all in there? Pointing to the costume room.
Asparagus Lemme have a look. Rustling is heard then CRASH then OWWWWWWWW he reappears carrying a straight jacket. I also got a gag. He smiles evilly as he helps CT restrain Tugger and gag him.
CT Back to the great story of Tantolina!
Bombi Oh great. Where were we. Oh yeah. The old mole was taking the Mouse and the green gal down to his home.
Tant Would you give it a rest about me being green! It aint my fault anyway. Tumble dropped a bucket of green dye on my fur.
Bombi Anyway, when the group came to the dead bird, the mole accidentally pushed his nose through the roof of the tunnel and sunlight streamed in showing the bird. She was a swallow.
Tant Poor bird.
Jemima Mummy? Do I have to be a dead bird!!??!!
Jenny Fraid so dear. You saw what CT did to Tugger. Jemima shuts up immediately.
Tant She must have died from the cold.
Jerrie Useless animoowls bir's. Specially this one cause I seem ta be loosin a lo' of my 'oney recen'ly .
Bombi The mole pushed the bird roughly aside.
Tant Perhaps you are one of the birds who sang so beautifully for me during the summer. Reading the next part of the script. Woaah! Hold it! I am NOT kissing Jemima! Not even on the head. D'you know what will happen to our reputations if this gets out to other tribes?
CT Fine! Skip that part to! Sighs and uts head in hands.
Bombi After the mole showed them his house and gave them tea he led them home again. That night Tantolina couldn't sleep.
Tant I can't sleep.
Tugger You don't say
CT GAG HIM!!!!
Bombi Tantolina kept on thinking about the poor swallow in the tunnel. She crept from her bed and wove a blanket out of hay. She took in into the tunnel and laid it gently over the swallow.
Tant You poor thing. Laying her head on Jemima's er chest. Oh holy socks!
Etcetera and Electra Holy Socks?
Tant Oh leave it out. I'm older than you anyway!
Bombi As she laid her head down she realised that the swallow was still breathing. But he was very weak.
Tant I'll look after you until you are better.
Bombi When spring came the swallow was well enough to fly away.
Jemima Come with me? I can take you to warm beautiful places.
Tant I can't. Mrs Field Mouse has been very kind to me so I cannot just leave her.
Jemima Very well fair euuuuuwwwwwww I'm not saying that! Bye Tantomile.
Tant Whispered Er Jemi that's Tantolina
Jemi Oh yeah woops.
Bombi Thumbelina worked very hard for the field mouse but was seldom allowed out to see the sunshine.
Munk Sniggering is once again heard as Munkustrap walks onstage. He trips over as he is wearing high heels now. Why am I always the bloody cross dresser .. puts on a high pitched squeaky voice I have good news for you dear Tantolina. The mole has asked for your hand in marriage. We must work to get your wedding clothes ready!
Tant But I don't wanna marry Mungojerrie!
Asparagus Erm that line is: I don't wish to marry the mole.
Tant Yeah, but I can't say that cause he isn't a mole plus another thing. CT why does everyone want to marry me!!!!!!!!! I'm getting sick of this rubbish!
CT Aww c'mon Tant you only got a little further to go.
Tant Alright
Asparagus Your line Munku
Munk Don't be silly. You have to marry the mole. He is handsome and .
Teazer Oi'll say! Giggles are heard from the kittens watching and Jerrie, in the wings turns red.
Munk As I was saying glaring at Teazer he is handsome and rich and will make an excellent husband. You will marry him or I will what? Or I will bite you! This is bull .
CT Little kids Munkustrap don't swear!
Bombi The filed mouse. Woops sorry the field mouse made her wedding gown for her. As the day drew near Tantolina knew that she couldnt spend the rest of her life underground. The day before the wedding she begged the field mouse to let her outside.
Tant Please Mrs Mouse let me go outside.
Munk Alright out you go.
Tant Outside I'm going to run away.
Pouncival No duh ..
Tant Shut up!
Bombi She called the beautiful swallow she had saved.
Tant Jemmi! You're on!
Jemmi Oh right.
Tant Will you please fly me away from here?
Jemmi Sure! Hop on my back.
Bombi The mouse and the mole saw what was about to happen and ran outside.
Munk Puts no effort in at all. Wait. Your wedding is tomorrow Trips over his dress as he is running and rips it.
Jerrie Also puts no effort in at all. Year. Tommora. Wait. Wait.
Bombi So Tantolina flew into the sky with the swallow.
Jemmi This is where I leave you Tantolina.
Tant Ok that's great but where the hell am I?
Jemmi You're in fairyland.
Tant Oh pulease! That is the lamest one I've ever heard. A script falls at her feet. She opens it and reads it. Highlighted in pink are her lines. Oh ok. Oh goodie! Fairyland!
Bombi At that moment a little fairytom came up to her.
Cori Hello. I'm the fairy prince. Will you marry me?
Tant Oh of course I'll marry you. CT this is absolute BBEEEEEEEEEP.
Asparagus All people on stage for the wedding scene!
Grumbling is heard as all the cats assemble on stage.
All the fairies appear with presents for her.
Fairies These are gifts for out new fairy queen.
Jenny and Jelly Awwwwwwwww aren't they cute!!!!
Bombi The best gift Tantolina had was a tiny pair of wings. Now she could fly from flower to flower happily.
Tant EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! I AM NOT KISSING CORI!!!!
Cori Oh ok then .
Bombi And they all lived kissless ever after.
CT There! That wasn't so hard now was it?
All the cats advance on the doomed fanfic writer claws out ready to kill.
CT Or not
She runs out of the hall with angry cats following her.
Teazer Well, I though' I' woz a very noice story
Jerrie Yea, I though' I' woz to.
THE END