Lots of free time on my hands (free time? I mean, I have to do something to avoid doing homework!)..so have typed up some more...
Oh yeah, I do not own Trial by Jury or HMS Pinafore. I just like using Gilbert and Sullivan songs. And I don't own "Who wants to be a Millionaire".
Voila:
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Munku: But I don't know how to use the magic fish. How do I make it work?
All: Lick it.
Munku: What? I can't hear you.
All: LICK IT.
Munku: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
All: LICK IT!!!
Munku: Oh right.
Tugger: Kinky!
Lina: You have a sick mind, Tugger.
Tugger (proudly): I know.
(Munkustrap licks the fish)
Bustopher: I AM THE SLAVE OF THE FISH. Lina, that doesn't sound appropriate for someone who's not skin and bones.
Lina: What d'you want to say?
Bustopher: I AM THE LUNCHEON PARTNER OF THE FISH or no.I AM THE EATER OF THE FISH!
Lina: Whatever.
Bustopher: Hmph.
Munku: A genie!
Bustopher: WHAT PUNY UNDERSIZED MOGGY SUMMONED ME?
Munku: I did.
Tugger: Puny is right.
Munku: Are you asking for a fight, Tugger? Are you?
Tugger: Why not? Come on then if you're tom enough.
Lina: NO fighting, thankyou.
Bustopher: YOU CAN HAVE 3 WISHES. NOT ONE, NOT 2 BUT FOUR-
Jenny: You mean 3.
Bustopher: Oh..THREE. HOW WILL
YOU USE THEM? REMEMBER YOU HAVE 3 LIFELINES LEFT. QUESTION 1:
[A/N: The caps
are making my eyes hurt. IMAGINE he's still roaring, ok?]
Bustopher: Where does Exotica live? A) The Junkyard B) A house C) A dream Or D) a luxary yachtica.
Munku: Um...D.
Bustopher: Is that your final answer?
Munku: Yes.
Bustopher: D is CORRECT! You have won a wish,
Question 2: What is Macavity's real name? Macavity. B) Napolean. Freddy. Or D) Hidden Claw.
Munku: Um...um....um...
Bustopher: Remember, you have 3 lifelines. You can use them at any time.
Munku: OK I'll phone a friend.
Bustopher: Your friend is Demeter. Hello Demeter. This is Bustopher Jones from "Who wants to be a millionaire"..."I mean, who wants to win 3 wishes". Beauty has a question for you.
Demeter: Hi.
Munku:Dem, what is Macavity's real name? A) Macavity. B) Napolean. C) Freddy. D)Hidden Claw.
Demeter: That's easy. He told me when we eloped. He's called-
Munku: You eloped???
Demeter: Yes. He's called-
Munku: You ELOPED????
Demeter: I just told you. Yes. He's called Freddy.
Munku: I can't believe you did that!
Demeter: You're being OOC, Beauty.
Bustopher: Beauty what is your final answer?
Munku: C) Freddy.
Bustopher:
Correct. You have 2 wishes and 1 to play for, with 2
lifelines left.
Question 3:
Who is not skin
and bones? Bustopher Jones. Bustopher Jones. Bustopher Jones.
Or D) Bustopher
Jones.
Who is not skin and bones?
Munku: Um........um.........can I go 50-50?
Bustopher: Ding! You have A and B left.
Munku: Um........um......... um.........I'll ask the audience.
Audience: A, A, A, A!
Munku: A) Bustopher Jones.
Bustopher: THAT IS CORRECT. CONGRATUALTIONS BEEFY! What do you wish?
Munku: It's Beauty not Beefy.
Tugger: Yeah, need to hit the gym don't you Munky. Build up those muscles.
(Munku receives a glare from Lina which causes him to carefully ignore Tugger)
part 7...