This is something I've been thinking I'd attempt for a while... Even though I don't actually know very much French, no one else seems to have attempted a translation, so I figure this is better than nothing, right? And I might just learn something!
I just find other languages lyrics really fascinating... quotable... sometimes hilarious... sometimes can give a nice new slant on something... (fanfic food!!)
I've translated everything very literally. There are quite a few footnotes - mostly when I just don't understand something! ...Anyone help?
You can get the lyrics in the original French at, among other places, this site
Enjoy these :) Feel free to quote bits if you like, but please don't copy the whole lot to your site-- this is quite hard work for me!!
So far...
Prologue - Chants Jalupates pour Chats Jalupates
Rocky Tam-Tam
Are you born blind?
Can you see in the night?
On the (throne?) of a king
Could you sit?
Do you think that your fangs
Are worse than your cries?
Are you fierce like a rooster
When you walk in the evening?
Because Jellicles can when Jellicles want to
Jellicles do 'cause Jellicles want to
Jellicles want to so Jellicles do
Jellicles can when Jellicles want to
Jellicles can so Jellicles do
Head first,
Do you fall sure on your feet?
Are you electric
When a storm is in the air?
Lost in the night,
Are you sure of the way home?
Do you know where to find
The Heaviside Layer?
Because Jellicles can if Jellicles want to
Jellicles do 'cause Jellicles want to
Jellicles want to so Jellicles can
Jellicles can when Jellicles want to
Jellicles want to so Jellicles can
Do you cross the clouds on a broom?*1
Are you familiar with charms and socerors?
Could you beat the booted cat*2
In a race?
Are you an alumnus of heaven and of hell?
Do you have the eye of a lynx
Or the look of a sphinx?
Do you like to be seen
When you're smelling a rat?
In the time of the pharaohs,
Did you have your pénates (???)
If you don't say no,
You are a Jellicle
Jellicles can if Jellicles want to
Jelliclse do 'cause Jellicles want to
Jellicles want to so Jellicles can
Jellicles can when Jellicles want to
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle sounds for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle sounds for Jellicle cats
Could you at the same time sing with brilliance
A song by Rossini and a waltz by Strauss?
Climb in the ?? without falling... ??...C...
Land on the scene while avoiding the Pit*3
Jellicles are coloraturas *4
They sing night and day
Raising their voices in a magic song
Alleluia, angelic choir.
(repeat)
The mystic divinity
Of your humble felinity
Is enternal... Gloria!
Immortal glory... Hosanna!
Faithful feline and without reproach
Towards those who know that...
Jellicles do 'cause Jellicles want to
Jellicles can when Jellicles want to
Jellicles sing Jellicle songs
Jellicles old and Jellicles young
Jellicles sing and Jellicles dance
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Practical cats, dramatic cats
Pragmatic cats, fantatical cats
Psychoanalytical cats, charistocratique*5 cats
Skeptical cats, dyspeptic cats
Romantic cats, funny*6 cats
Critical cats, extravagent cats
Allegorical cats, enigmatic cats
Elastic cats and mystic cats
Political cats, Machiavellian cats
Heretical cats and chapostoliques*7 cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle sounds for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle sounds for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
A man is sitting there with a lost air
The panic-stricken look, a foreigner to this matter
I have never seen anyone who didn't understand
How to talk to Jellicles - it's extraordinary, but --
What's a Jellicle?
What's a Jellicle?
*1 - sur des manches à balai. I have no idea ^^;; Manche is "sleeve", right...? Soo...... what?!
*2 le chat botté - is there a french Puss in Boots?
*3 Grimper dans les ceintres sans tomber sur le dos….do
Atterrir sur la scène en évitant la Fosse
....I HAVE NO IDEA.
*4 Coloraturas - ie the really REALLY high style of singing in opera -- in the Queen of the Night aria in Mozart's The Magic Flute for instance..!
*5 Charistocratique is probably some clever play on words I don't get...? Like aristocratic and.. something!?
*6 drôle is "funny".. the word here is made drôlatique! Soo I guess that is what it means....
*7 another made up one-- it's nowhere on the internet except in CATS lyrics!! XD Anyone know what it's referring to...?
The Rocky Tam-Tam is a very curious cat
If you give me pheasant, I will have already eaten quail
The Rocky Tam-Tam is a very curious cat
It's due to my character, there's not much to be done,
The Rocky Tam-Tam is nothing but a troublemaker
Confine me inside, I want to go outside
Why do you open the window at the hour when I want to sleep?
The Rocky Tam-Tam is a very strange cat
It's due to my character, there's not much to be done,
The Rocky Tam-Tam is a sacred cat *4
If it would please me to have something, it follows that I steal it
The Rocky Tam-Tam is tricky and cunning
I will jump on your knees when you (restring meshes!?)*6
The Rocky Tam-Tam is a curious feline
That's not a reason to shout it from the roof tops
*1 vous me serez des souris... ?
*2 Mmmkay, I totally do not get this line and it comes a couple of times: Ce chat n'en fait qu'à sa tête
*3 Same again.
*4 THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS. ...Could it possibly mean anything along the lines of "holy terror"/"infant terrible"..? I have no idea....
*5 ...Does this mean "cuddles" or something??
Le Rocky Tam-Tam
(...okaaay, the translation here is... well, both very awkward and not particularly accurate in places!!! But you get the idea.
When I'm in the country I dream of flats
But as soon as I'm in the city, I prefer the fields
You ?*1 me mice, I would prefer rat
But I want mice if you give me rat.
This cat ??????????*2
And certainly, me, I do always meow like that!
Why do you shut the window when I want to go out?
I have a horror of open doors and I hate drafts
But if they're always closed, chances are I want to take the air
This cat........*3
And certainly, me, I do always meow like that!
If you give me sardines, I'd have preferred rabbit
You must always have dinner when I'm not hungry anymore!
If you give me cream, I will sniff and spit,
I like to find myself what I want for dinner.
(Hmmmmmm..... no.)
So don't hide the cream, that's the least I'd advise you
Wherever it is, me, I'll find it and be up to my ears.
The Rocky Tam-Tam doesn't like calins*5
Because what I like more than anything is to cause a big mess*7
The Rocky Tam-Tam does not like calins
The Rocky Tam-Tam is a very curious cat
(That funny line again...)
And certainly, me, I do always meow...
...oowowowowowww.... etc....
...like that!