Jes: Wahoo! Here be some more. Product of an unexpected double free, cos ballroom-dancing was cancelled. *cries* I like dancing! Ah well..

Enjoy..

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Enter Munkustrap on the horse (Mungo&Teazer), who Lina has allowed back into the play..foolishly no doubt.

Munku: This is the best day of my life! I'm free! No more Grace! No
more Hope! No more cross-dressing father! YEY!

Lina: What IS this? That's not in the script!

Vicky: Mwahahahahahahahaha

Demi: Macavity!

Jenny: Don't be daft dear. It's only Vicky being silly.

Vicky: Hey!

Lina: Ssh. OK Munkustrap, here's a (glares at Vicky) CLEAN copy. Now
go on.

Munku: My faint-hearted footsteps falter. And yet I must go on.huh???

Lina: What now?

Munku: Um.nothing.

Lina: Then stop stopping.

Munku: OK...there's the palace!

Exotica&Electra (in spooky mysterious voices): Welcome, Beauty.

Munku: What was that?

Exotica: Your horse will be cared for.

Electra: Will you follow us please?

Munku: How? I can't see you.

Exotica&Electra: We are invisible.

Munku (mutters) Invisible people? Who talk in spooky mysterious
voices? Am I going schizo?

Tugger: YES!!!

Lina: Grrrrrrrrr

Munku(out loud): Who are you?

Teazer: WE ARE THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Lina: ????? But, but, I didn't write that. Noone expects to see the
Spanish Inquisition in a pantomime.

Teazer: Noone expects the Spanish inquisition.

Mungo: Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and
surprise....

Teazer: Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless
efficiency....

Mungo: Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless
efficiency..and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope..

Teazer: Our *four*...no..... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our
weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise....

Lina: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUP!!!!

Teaser: Origh', don' get so stressed. You need t'chill out a bit.

Lina: Chill?

Mungo: Otherwise you'll get wrinkles.

Lina: Wrinkles????

Misto: Fight premature aging with SkinLite. Hides wrinkles without
surgery!

Lina: ???

Misto: it's the commercial break.

Lina: It is?

Jelly: Keep dirt at bay with new Hairy Liquid, kinder to Cats.

Vicky: My fur stays fresher and whiter for longer. L'Oreal Cats,
because I'm worth it. (she does a L'Oreal head and tail toss)

Lina: Um..guys? I hate to tell you this, but this is a pantomime, not
some dumb TV show. So it doesn't have a commercial break.

Etcetera: No TV????? *dies*

Lina: No, so can we get on with it?

Mungo& Teazer: Get on...THE HORSE!!!!
(sing) One magic moment and my heart seemed to know
The horse said hello
Though not a word was spoken....

Lina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I'm going to go mad!

Jenny: Do you need to see a doctor, dear?

part 5...