Hello, you've reached the part of the site where all the weeeeeird things come!! ...Weird-er than usual around here, that is. (Sept 2006 - I've also moved some of the sillier stuff such as the one-and-only CATNIP! and the obligatory but highly annoying "about me" section here to make more room on the front page XD)
CATalogue - Essential items for the cultured cat!
Catnip! - The junkyard's bestselling kits' magazine!
A Conversation with A Cat - Um... this could almost count as fanfic, I guess. It really happened to me!! Read it!!
The Dummies' Guide To CATS Romance - LOL, exactly how you should (not) write a romance fic...... Includes some rather odd Macavity/Old Deuteronomy content, so if things like that freak you out.... um... beware!!!
CATS obsession signs list!! - My old version of this silly, classic thing ^_^
CATS-related ramblings - A few miscellaneous anecdotes
The origins of "Memory"! This is certainly interesting...! From an interview which you can read the rest of here.
Some interesting CATS facts Guess how many headache pills stage management in London took over the years...?
Click here!! - ...you know you want to. Although, really, you probably shouldn't.